Sometimes I think my writing career really began with my book Whenever You Want. It was my 14th book, but most of what I wrote before that was not very good, so I started my career with Whenever You Want. Today's post is about my main male characters and how I built them.
Friday, October 8, 2021
My Boys
Sometimes I think my writing career really began with my book Whenever You Want. It was my 14th book, but most of what I wrote before that was not very good, so I started my career with Whenever You Want. Today's post is about my main male characters and how I built them.
Monday, September 20, 2021
Whenever You Want
https://www.inkitt.com/galatea-app
Here's the publishing story. This is going to be long.
If I ran a publishing company, I wouldn't accept submissions. I would headhunt authors who already have a following, who have already proven that they know how to write, and keep a close eye on their statistics. I wouldn't choose anyone who hadn't written at least four novels and they would have to post regular updates to prove that they weren't flaky. If I could sign someone who knows how to hit it out of the park over and over again, it's all the better, since readers like familiar authors. Then it's just icing all the way to the bank.
But I'm a writer.
After my first deal with a publishing company, I gave up looking for a new one and became an independent novelist. If you're a nobody and nobody reads your books, you could sign a deal with a publishing company, but they'd have all the leverage. You wouldn't have any other option than to do what they said, whether you liked it or not. You have to prove that people like your writing the way it is if you want to call the shots.
With that in mind, I made accounts on all the free sites and posted the same three books on all of them: 'Whenever You Want', 'Kiss of Tragedy', and 'Behind His Mask'. My plan had teeth and this whole summer, I was absolutely flooded with offers from publishings apps. I was starting to lose hope as most of those contracts were not quite good enough. I didn't like the way their apps looked. I didn't trust them. Their contracts seemed sketchy. I couldn't get clear answers out of their representatives. I was feeling very frustrated.
When it became clear that I could sign Galatea's offer, it was like morning had finally come. I want to publish somewhere where my work has a chance of being enjoyed. Getting a wrong fit with a publishing company/app can make you feel like you failed, when, actually, you just pitched to the wrong crowd. I also want to maintain creative control. I had already succeeded on their sister site, Inkitt, so I had already proven that my book could succeed with their readers without major overhauls.
I am forteen kinds of delighted. So, here's what's going to happen. I'm going to post 'His 16th Face' and 'If I Tie U Down' on Inkitt and see if I get any bites. If you'd like to read either of those books for free, now is a great time. Here's the link to my profile. Every hit helps.
https://www.inkitt.com/StephanieVanOrman
Thursday, September 9, 2021
May you Never be the Reason
Friday, August 6, 2021
Should I Wear a T-Shirt?
I was in an airport, waiting for my bag to come off the carousel when I spotted him. He was wearing a red shirt with a bunch of book names down the back of it. He stood right in front of me and I read the list of seven books over and over trying to figure out if the ad was working.
Did I want to buy his books?
Did I think I could sell my books if I made up a T-shirt with my stuff on it?
Welp, there was a couple of things wrong with his ad. A bland list of book titles wasn't going to do anything for me. There has only been one book that I wanted to read based on the title alone and that book was 'Out of the Soylent Planet' by Robert Kroese. It was hilarious by the way, but I bet that a list of my book titles is only going to set me on fire without igniting anyone around me.
So, what if I did pictures of my books instead? Maybe that would be better, but they're still going to be on my body... which poses a problem. It did on that gentlemen's body as well. He had a muffin top happening. I'm not judging! I also have a muffin top sometimes, but it means that both of us make rotten candidates for advertising our products.
I have also seen people get stickers made up to advertise their book on the back window of their vehicle. It's like 'Screw the stick figure family! Buy my book!' I have seen this done so that the ad doesn't look the least bit cheesy, but even with perfectly made stickers, you have a few problems. Firstly, you'd better keep your SUV perfectly clean. Secondly, you'd better never drive like a saint, otherwise, other drivers will be explaining to the cops, "The back window was an advertisement for 'The Devil's Remorse' by Kim Carol. Have you experienced passion dark as Hell yet?"
"Oh yeah? We've been getting a few complaints about her," the cop explains. "She always gets off. She's good at crying." (NOT A REAL BOOK OR A REAL AUTHOR)
Anywhooooo... It's really hard to advertise your books. It's no wonder people are stooping to these depths to get noticed.
Tuesday, July 13, 2021
Rose Red
Today I announce the release of my new novel, Rose Red. Here's the synopsis:
You can't buy a girl!
But in the year 2214, you can. She can whip you into shape, design your diet, be your personal stylist, and turn you from geek to chic in just one year. After buying a model at Sleeping Beauty Inc. your life will never be the same.
But what will happen when the model Harrison buys isn't exactly what he bargained for?
Okay, it's not a new novel. It's been around for over ten years, but now it's in paperback format. It had a lot of very heavy editing in order to be prepared for its paperback edition. So, if you enjoyed it the first time around, you'll really enjoy it the second time.
Within myself, I categorize my novels under two columns. On one side, I write serious novels that have depth and complexity and on the other, I write stuff that's just fun, fun, and more fun. It could also be described as some of my books have blood splatter and some don't. I do like to get a bit of blood on the walls.
The Serious Books:
His 16th Face
Behind His Mask: The First Spell Book
Hidden Library: The Second Spell Book
The Blood that Flows
Kiss of Tragedy
The Silly Books:
If I Tie U Down
Whenever You Want
Rose Red
A Little Like Scarlett: A Partial Autobiography
When I sell books in person, I tend to sell the serious ones better and I have a really hard time selling the silly ones. However, as soon as my back is turned and people on the internet can do whatever they want without being watched, my silly books get picked up like crazy. My two most popular books, 'Whenever You Want' and 'Kiss of Tragedy', don't match up in download figures. WYW kicks the crap out of KOT and, honestly, KOT is better.
And then there are the ARCs. Those are the Advanced Reader Copies I give out to get reviews in the ebook stores. I did quite well with His 16th Face. A handful of people who didn't sign up for the ARC left sparkling reviews. H16F is one of my very best books. It's a delight. I read it for fun. However, the reader response for If I Tie U Down was poor. There are scads of discrepancies. This book gets more notice here, and that one gets more notice there. This book was successful in this way and that one was a failure in that way. WHY ALL THE DIFFERENCES?
We've actually hit on the reason authors use more than one pen name. The audience grows to expect certain things from their author. People who have read Whenever You Want and enjoyed it will LOVE If I Tie U Down. They will be delighted from cover to cover. However, if you're expecting mind-bending creativity, you'll have to wait for If Diamonds Could Talk (the sequel to His 16th Face). Otherwise, you'll have to enjoy a romantic comedy that asks for nothing from you.
That's what Rose Red is. It's mildly creative. I use unusual elements to bring the story together and make strange things work alongside each other. But at its heart, it's a warm story about how much a woman is worth even if she costs a fortune and never makes a penny.
It's available now on Amazon and Smashwords. It will appear on more and more sites as the days go on.
Here's the Amazon Link: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/1990217036/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=Rose+Red+by+Stephanie+Van+Orman&qid=1626216232&sr=8-1
And here's the link to the YouTube trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoz1GJjn4so
Enjoy! Love is all around the world, especially if you like to drink ink!
Wednesday, May 19, 2021
Greedy Little Me
Now I'm going to give you a list of things I like and a list of things I don't like. Don't mix them up!
Yarn
Pens
Empty Books
Suckable Candies
Pickles
Olives
Socks
Molds
Second List:
Lavender Soap
Cookies
Perfume
Earrings
Books
Gift Certificates
Concert tickets
Spa Vouchers
There! All done! I hope you enjoyed the sideways humor of this post.
Friday, May 7, 2021
The Little Bookstore that Couldn't
So, as some of you have seen on my FaceBook page, it failed and it's closing its doors.
I feel quite a lot of grief that it failed and I hope there is another opportunity waiting around the corner. I had so many plans. I was going to set up a TV that played trailers for six of my books on a loop. I was going to print my daughter's children's book and sell it there around Christmas.
To help me say goodbye, I thought I'd write my top three memories from working at the bookshop.
The time Carol and Angela taught me how to sell. Neither Carol nor Angela work at the bookshop. They work at surrounding shops. I'm good at selling things normally, but selling my own books in person is a bit hard because people really want a few degrees of separation between them and their author. That's especially the case when people read escapist fiction. But Carol and Angela let me practice pitching my books to them and both bought a book when I was finished. It was a sweet day!
The time Eliza told me that participating in a community writing exercise was beneath me. I have always hated creative writing workshops. I'm not interested in short story writing projects. I want to write novels that have vast opportunities for plot twists and loops. Short stories don't have to be predictable and I enjoy reading them from time to time, but I have no interest in writing them myself. Eliza is a really crabby old writer, which makes her venom on my behalf as sweet as sugar. I loved hearing her dismissive voice letting me off the hook.
The last one was something that didn't happen much at the market. Most of the customers were seniors. I still sold them my books, but one time I had a couple of women in their 20s come in. As soon as they walked in, I said, "You two look like my demographic." I sold one of them a copy of Kiss of Tragedy and she was so nervous about buying it from the author and getting a signed copy that she dropped her money three times. In that tiny market, in that small corner, I looked like a real author to her. I'm not sure if I've had many of those kinds of experiences in the flesh. I received over 700 comments for Kiss of Tragedy online where people have gone into raptures about how great it is. But this was in person. It was an especially wonderful moment.
And now I'll only be there for two more shifts before it's over. All my books will be pulled from the shelves on May 19th. I really do hope there's another opportunity around the corner. I'd like another opportunity.
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