Thursday, July 12, 2012

A Moon that Tastes like Honey


When I got married, my idea of the perfect honeymoon was to go on a road trip with my husband.  Stay in a different city each night, drive with the windows open, and listen to loud music.  I thought of it as kind of a farewell to teenagehood.  After all, I was only 19.  It would have been cool, except … we had no money.  My hubby made the best of what we did have, which really wasn’t a lot, so the road trip was really more like overnight at a campground within a reasonable distance from our hometowns.

So, I have always yearned for a proper honeymoon.

For years, I sat around and wondered what I would have liked to do for my honeymoon if I ever got a second chance.  As the years passed my brain would linger on the idea of going to Ireland if the money was good, Prince Edward Island if the money were a little less good, or Alaska to go whale watching in the summer.  So, whenever anyone would tell me they were getting married, I would always ask them where they were honeymooning.  Do you want to know what has been the most popular answer hands down?  Not Italy.  Not London.  Not Hawaii.  Disneyland.

I am baffled.

Seriously, I know close to ten couples who decided to honeymoon in Disneyland.  And I don’t get it.  I mean … I really don’t get it.  I can’t figure out the appeal for grown-ups who have no children who are looking for a romantic getaway.  If anyone knows – please explain it to me.  Because when I want to be romanced, I’m a grown-up woman who cannot possibly be seduced by the blue Disney castle of my childhood.  Remove my responsibilities for a while (this applied even before I had children), let me sleep in and if I can possibly be taken somewhere vaguely exotic – I’m putty in your hands.  So, why do these couples want Mickey ears?  Are they some sort of aphrodisiac and no one told me?  Do men look irrationally adorable in Mickey ears?  Everyone always comes back with loads of Disney swag.  Which I don’t get either.

I just want to sleep, see a beautiful view, eat a crab, be given a sparkly present, told that I’m beautiful and … standing in line to get swirled around like tea in an oversized teacup doesn’t sound like an enjoyable part of the program.  Blah, I’m hopeless.  I’ll probably never get it.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have honestly never had a friend or know of anyone that has gone there on a honeymoon. Who knows. Everyone has certain destinations they find intriguing.. some ppl just want fun, others want to sit on the beach and others sightseeing. I think romance is different to many.
-Becky.

Unknown said...

To my knowledge, I don't know anyone who has chosen to honeymoon in Disneyland. Although, it's not something I generally ask. My cousin took his wife to Cuba, another cousin and her husband got married in Jamaica and then stayed longer to honeymoon there as well.

I hadn't been able to imagine myself getting married until I my met current common-law husband. I think a beach wedding would be awesome and just have our parents there, so that my Mom can disappear with my Son after the ceremony so we can honeymoon an then come home and throw a potluck BBQ for a reception where all our loved ones can watch the video of our nuptials. But, apparently we will never get married, so it doesn't really matter!! LOL ;)

Unknown said...

Maybe Disney land is a Mormon thing.

Stephanie Van Orman said...

At first, I thought so too, but I know nonmormons who have done it too. I ask a lot of people.

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